As good as it looks? Free Rent on South Hill...
We spotted an outstanding rental listing on Craigslist this evening.
It starts out a little odd, but innocent enough: "Females only. I have a new house I am moving into next week. It is rather big. I am offering the downstairs and the use of a car. You also do not need to pay any untilities or groceries."
Let the nausea begin: "I am really not into all the drama of a relationship right now, but I do have needs if you know what I mean. So I figured what the hell, if a female out there who has needs she wants met as well, them we can make arrangements. Works out grreat for both of us. Please send a pic and your number. Dog or car and a small child are okay as you have the entire bottom of the house."
Excuse us while we go shower off the filth.
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Subliminal eye porn...
Nice......
Posted by: Porn lovr | October 31, 2007 at 05:43 PM
All the naked house cleaner wanted ads in exchange for free rent seemed bad until i read this.
Posted by: Pete | November 03, 2007 at 01:08 AM